Thursday, August 27, 2009

What Good Are Red Lights?

The only time I look forward to a red light is . . .

·       When I'm trying to finish a text or read my email

·        If Ive poked myself in the eye with my mascara wand

·       When I need to change the CD and the one I want is out of reach

·       When I ask myself, Did my cell phone just slide under the seat?

·        When the guy waiting at the corner is hotter than hell

·       When I dump my coffee all over the console

·       When I  dump my coffee all over me while Im looking at the hot guy waiting at the light

When do I want the light to stay green?

·       When the alarm went off five minutes after your appointment

·       When the guy at the corner is my ex

·       When the woman in the car next to me is the one dating my ex

·       When the woman in the car next to me is the ex of the guy Im dating

·       When the guy at the corner is someone I slept with and cant remember his name

Do you have any others? Sure you do!

3 comments:

  1. LOL!!! These are great - and sooo true. I want the light to turn red when I'm trying to finish my crunchy taco. You take that first bite and most of it falls down the front of your shirt.

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  2. Then the hot guy at the corner can help clean you up. Hmmm... Good Idea!
    ~Eliza~

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  3. . . .so I can add another entry on the crossword puzzle I am doing while trying to keep my eye on the light at the same time so those rude, impatient drivers behind me don't start "honking" me on. Takes real co-ordination, let me tell you!!!!

    From my friend, Anonymous

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