The only time I look forward to a red light is . . .
· When I'm trying to finish a text or read my email
· If I’ve poked myself in the eye with my mascara wand
· When I need to change the CD and the one I want is out of reach
· When I ask myself, ”Did my cell phone just slide under the seat?”
· When the guy waiting at the corner is hotter than hell
· When I dump my coffee all over the console
· When I dump my coffee all over me while I’m looking at the hot guy waiting at the light
When do I want the light to stay green?
· When the alarm went off five minutes after your appointment
· When the guy at the corner is my ex
· When the woman in the car next to me is the one dating my ex
· When the woman in the car next to me is the ex of the guy I’m dating
· When the guy at the corner is someone I slept with and can’t remember his name
Do you have any others? Sure you do!